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Saturday, December 2nd, 2006
12:54 am - Caturday!

mialie

Do you know what day it is??





Take time to enjoy it, for the end is nigh. Nielle told me so.

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Friday, January 13th, 2006
1:38 pm - The News You Need To Know

cosmiccat
Recently compiled!



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nielle!



  1. Antarctica is the only continent without Nielle.

  2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Nielle.

  3. In 1982 Time Magazine named Nielle its 'Man of the Year'!

  4. Nielle cannot jump.

  5. Tradition allows women to propose to Nielle only during leap years.

  6. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Nielle would be as small as a pea.

  7. Nielle will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.

  8. Olive oil was used for washing Nielle in the ancient Mediterranean world.

  9. Scientists have discovered that Nielle can smell the presence of autism in children.

  10. Nielleomancy is the art of telling the future with Nielle!




I am interested in - do tell me about



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Tuesday, December 20th, 2005
11:26 am - JIIIIIIIIHAD!

mialie
Further to Mab's quick-witted report of Nielle's potentially terrorist leanings, a contact at the Associated Press forwarded some very damning evidence. It appears that matters are worse than we'd first anticipated - now Nielliboo is armed.



This enemy of the state must be brought to JUSTICE!

current mood: oh noes!

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Monday, December 19th, 2005
3:58 pm - This just in...

mab1981
Rumour has it that Nielle is a confirmed support of the Cat Herders Assocation of North America, an alleged fundraising arm of the known terrorism organization, Hummousnpita.

She was spotted eating a falafel just hours ago.

Authorities should be notified.

MAB

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Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
3:16 pm - The Rumour Mill - Update!

mialie
Word on the street is that Nielle has been up to her dirty tricks again. Silly Nielle, tricks are for kids! >=O

- Nielle once sponsored a World Vision child, but cut off payments when she claimed she couldn't read the kid's handwriting.
- When asked by a hobo if she had any spare change, Nielle backed over him with a dumptruck filled with pennies.. despite the fact that she doesn't even have a class-D driver's license!
- Nielle has been rumoured to have invented the following: cocaine, bubblegum-flavoured fluoride treatments, the Pocket Fisherman, Belgium, those eyes ticks you get when you're really tired, hangnails, and the Magic Bullet.
- Nielle has cancelled Christmas.

PLS CONFIRM/DENY.

current mood: cynical

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Tuesday, November 29th, 2005
11:08 pm - MAH BEHBEH!

mialie
Nielle, I shall never forget what you've done to Mab's and my son.

Before you came along, he had a life. He had dreams. Goals. Two parents who cared for his every need, provided those needs didn't entail physical care, nourishment, or any semblance of attention.

But you, you evil harpy.. YOU DID THIS! You turned our little baby into the monster that he is today.

It's YOUR fault he aged prematurely, chose to live as a woman, and subsequently pursued a meaningless career ministering through clown college! Oh, my little Snicklefritz.. momma misses you.1

1 Okay, not so much "misses", as "resents having to get up to change the channel on the telemavision instead of just throwing an errant rock at you. If only your father would get off his lazy, good-for-nothing ass and buy me a decent set, then we wouldn't be in this predicament and you could go along your merry way, continuing to disappoint the family, as you've been disappointing us for the past 7 years of your measly life.

current mood: THAT DOES IT

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Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
3:28 pm - This just in...

mab1981
This just in!

Nielle is a STRONG REPUBLICAN, bordering on fascism!

These scientifical results don't lie:

You are a

Social Conservative
(18% permissive)

and an...

Economic Conservative
(95% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Strong Republican




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

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Thursday, September 15th, 2005
3:19 pm - This just in...

mab1981
This just in:

I totally just spotted Nielle humping a chihuahua on Bank Street on Sunday while eating Icecream. She had even tethered her horse within 100m of a public building!

Scandal abounded.

MAB

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Wednesday, August 31st, 2005
1:02 pm - The Nielle Cult!

mialie
THIS JUST IN:

I Google Imagesearched the name "Nielle", and came across this obvious reference to a satanic cult.

Be a'fear'd, all those who know and worship the Nielliboo. No good can come of this discovery.

current mood: WTF U GUYZ

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Friday, August 26th, 2005
1:35 pm - BN 05-118177-652

mab1981

BN 05-118177-652
FOR CONCURRENCE



BRIEFING NOTE TO THE MINISTER FOR CONCURRENCE
Request to Confirm/Deny rumours about Nielle


Summary:

</td>
The media would like to know the Truth about Nielle.


Background:

Many rumours are going around about Nielle. They have been attached in Annex A. (see above)

Current Status:

The minister is expected to speak at a press conference this afternoon.

All the rumours about Nielle in the attached Annex are verifiably true and have been confirmed by reliable third-party anonymous sources.

Considerations:

Should the truth about Nielle be revealed, our national security will not be compromised. Not revealing the truth about Nielle could compromise our national systems integrity and deflect attention away from pertinent daily issues.

Conclusion:

It is our opinion that the minister should speak the truth about Nielle at the press conference scheduled this afternoon.

                       Department Lead:          John Johnson
                                                 (999-9991)

                       Branch Lead:              Anders Anderson
                                                 (999-9992)

                       Director General:         Susan Susanson
                                                 (999-9993)

                       Contact:                  Timothy Timothyson
                                                 (999-9994)

                       Originator:               Lisa Lisason
                                                 (999-9995)

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11:45 am - The rumour mill!

mialie
The rumour mill is abuzz with Nye-news! Here's the latest:

- Nielle's real name is "Kevin".
- Nielle's real hair colour is puce.
- Nielle always wins at Monopoly because she uses the shoe-shaped piece. And pre-emptively fellates the banker.
- Nielle once ate a live budgie for $5.50. When pressed, she said it "wiggled a lot going down".
- Nielle douches with Borax. (That's so metal!)
- Nielle once saw an old lady crossing a busy street with her arms full of groceries. So she ran to help her across the street to safety, and upon reaching the curb, she kidney-shotted grandma and made off with two baguettes and a dented can of Beefaroni.
- Nielle is the true Warchief.

PLS CONFIRM/DENY

In conclusion, Nielle sux. That is all.

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Thursday, August 25th, 2005
9:29 pm

mialie
I cannot express my hatred for Nielle in mere words. I must rely upon the graphic form to convey my feelings of digust and raging apathy towards this shrill harpy:



I believe this comic speaks for itself.

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6:55 pm - You weiner!

tanela
What I'm wondering, besides why Mara hates me *weepweep* is why anne_frank has beans as one of their interests. Granted, I've never read any Anne Frank stuff, but... Frank & Beans?

current mood: confused

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9:12 pm - OMG teh hatings

cosmiccat
Yeah, that Nielle girl? She is SUCH a hanger-arounder-onner-person. I mean. Dude. She tags along everywhere I go. She eats everything I eat. I go to a movie? She's there! She's always bugging me when I'm online and asks me to buy her stuff in WoW and FFXI. Every time I wake up she's RIGHT THERE. Seriously. Get your own life.

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